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The FINTERN’s “I Have No Power” Rankings, Week 9
By on November 9, 2010 at 1:28 pm

The Fintern hard at work thinking about his rankings

New feature this week: the Fintern’s “I have No Power” Rankings, in which he lists the five worst teams in the NFL. I have chosen not to correct any of his grammatical, spelling, or factual errors. Enjoy…

#28: Cincinnati (2-6): Someone should call these guys the Bunguls!

#29: Carolina (1-7): Maybe they will be better when they are the Los angles Panthers!

#30: Detroit (2-6): I hate these guys for loosing the Jets!!!

#31: Buffalo (0-8): Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of Buffalo!

#32: Dallas (1-7): The Cowboys fired the coach. They are the worsT!

Week 9: Who should be ranked #32?

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marjorie25 says:

Hey Keepcoolmybabys…..
Speak for yourself……..
This DOLPHIN FAN IS ANYTHING BUT DEPRESSED…..
to know the FINTERN up close and personal for over 20 years, is to know
the DOLPHINS HAVE a good luck charm IN THEIR pocket with the
FINTERN…….
The Dolphins are WINNER’S ….
so is the FINTERN.

Keepcoolmybabys says:

Great Idea……… Us dolphin fans aren’t depressed enough, you had to put half the teams we beat on your
“I HAVE NO POWER” Rankings

Rodney says:

The bills have no wins, but they have come close to beating some very good teams. The panthers barely beat a struggling 49ers team, and have been blown out several times since. I think panthers are the worst. I don’t think they will be moving to LA, only coach fox is going to be moving out to make room for Bill Cowher.
Nice to see the Fintern getting some work.

Jesse Agler says:

Rodney that was exceptionally gentle. I expect much harsher things from the rest of the class hahaha.

Rodney says:

It does have the look of a homework assignment completed last minute as the teacher was collecting papers.