Let’s start here: The Dolphins need help on offense. At some point between the start of round one and the end of round seven of this year’s draft, I’d expect them to pick, at the very least: a quarterback, an offensive lineman (or two), and a tight end. The Fins finished 30th of 32 teams last year in scoring. Only Cleveland and Carolina scored fewer points than Miami.
So you remember how when you’re a kid and your mom always said things like “just because everyone else is doing it doesn’t mean you have to do it” and “if Johnny jumped off a bridge, would you?” Well, that’s kind of how I feel about mock drafts. Everyone is doing them. So I don’t really have to. But I think I kind of want to.